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Feb 22, 2011

Menthel dan Ngiseng!


*gambar takde kaitan dengan tajuk



salam guys..
malam tadi aku dengan ara tido luar...
orang tua lama dah tumbang dah..
penat sangat kot?!
lepas jer isyak,dia tido.
kejut - kejut suh cari barang anak- anak,dia ckp esok2 jerlah...


ara...
malam tadi aku ingat nak pakaikan gaun panjang..
dah pakai pun..
tpi pukul 11 bukak sebab panas dan jugak dia berak...



*ini citer ngiseng setot:

setot?!
sampai rumah semalam pukul 8,terus melayan main game sniper...
game orang tua sebenarnya...
aku dengan orang tua terkejut jugak sebab dah pandai tekan keyboard ni tuk move player,mana nak lompat,mana nak ke kiri dan kanan.
dah reti dah nak reload ammo kat weapon...
cuma nak cari target dan hide time nak shoot tu dia tak reti lagi.
dah tak mahu dah main game basic tuk budak - budak mcm memori tu,or hak susun - susun kek...
(sgt tak elok tpi kang melalak seisi alam punah la keamanan malam!)

lagi satu..
yg aku pasan..
instead of melayan  upin ipin n game sniper dia nih..
dia jugak dah start melayan dvd kamus adik ape ntah yg aku saje belikan..
so the result?!
maghrib semalam masa lalu kat trafiklight depan sekolah menengah selayang tu;
ade sebuah van ade gambo beso bunga rafflesia kat pintu van tu.
kitaorg mmg tak cam sangat n buat tak reti.
tahu - thu setot tunjuk kat van tu and pop out the word: refesia!
terkejut la kitaorg sbb camner la budak gemuk ni tahu.
suddenly aku teringat dvd tu sbb ade tgk seimbas lalu aritu..

hmm..
oklah tu kan?!
aku ajo sendiri dia refuse..
baik dia nengok satu - satu...
malas nak paksa - paksa...
budak..
biarkan jer..

tapi yg tak bestnya tu...
aku rasa setot ni dah nak try start popo train kot sbb asal nak meneran berak,
dia mesti cakap nak berak tpi sebab dia belum lagi masih bercakap..
makanya...
bila dah kuar sikit..
dia pergi garu bontot!
adei!!
dah tangan tu berlumur najis.
orang tua plak tak mengerti..
mmg la kena budak tu...

takperlah..
ade masa ujung minggu aku train sebab last 2 weeks aku dah berjaya train setot tuk mandi dengan betul dan jugak tak takut dengan air lagi dah.
aku ajo dia mandi dalam besen mandi beso.
ajo siram - siram..
and finally dia sendiri request tuk mandi sendiri,sabun badan sendiri..

budak tong gas!!



*ini cerita menthel ara

lain anak kan lain cara diaorg mementil puting susu mak dia kan?kan?!
tak terkecuali aku la..
dak ara suke buat cekur udang gamit,gali cekur tanam kunyit masa tengah menyusu dengan aku..
kaki dia sopan jer katup kat sisi...
dia tak bape ganas sangat la...

klu setot...
kaki buat gesel - gesel kat lemak perut aku tu
pastu plak tgn sebelah lagi memang manjang jer micit2 puting aku..
sakit woo kadang - kadang...
tu belum lagi kaki dia buat sepak - sepak kat muka 
huhuuh..
rindunya aku time memula bfkan setot..
sampai terbawak - bawak masa susukan dak ara...
siap tersasul - sasul panggil ara tu setot!
muhahahha..
tindakan luar kawalan..

lagi satu sebab setot mmg tembam masa tu,kini dan selamanya.
ara?!
cemuih jer...
aku pun tak paham la..
dua2 budak ni kuat makan jugak tpi ara?!
kecik jer.
arap pipi jer labuh!
muhahahaha...






hihihhhih..lawak tak ara buat muka mcm tu?!!









#menthel: main puting or peralit mas budak2 tgh menyusu badan
#ngiseng: berak!

9 comments:

luvmum said...

hehe seronok kan layan kerenah mereka ni.mcm2 hal

atty's said...

kan main ..ye sentot..agak ganas gak.

budak lelaki tembam takpe..nampak mancho + ensem

ara biorlah selim..hehehheheheh..nanti naik badannya tuh

~ain said...

lelaki memang suka main T*TE* ek? Dari bayi lagi ek? larikssssssssssss!

hahahha

✿etiey erywan✿ said...

ehh nape cakap muka tong gas? hmmm sian setot tet!

ita cutevirus said...

beb,
ara tak sihat cam setot mungkin sebab die pompuan kot..
ehehehhehe...
bagus la kalo dah start ajar setot toilet train..
mula² memang susah..
tapi, lelama ok..
kene bersabar..

Cik Ina minat Do do Cheng said...

comel anak ko ara ni. tapi si setot nampak berisi sikit. takut part mengigit tu yang seram , mahu pedih.hua hua hua

Adyshariz said...

anak lelaki ngan ppuan lain kot..

yg laki ganas ler..yg girl-girl..sopan jer

setot dh terel lah skrg..dia dh start nk blajar sesuatu tu

Nad @ MamaZakwan said...

orang jowo jugak ke?huhu.. ^_^

rATu kEBaYA said...

comel ara buat muka macam tu

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