ai... acu nk cuci tank je, sakit ketiak... acu sakit ketiak je, nk cuci tank... adoyai..! (tepuk dahi sambil tersenyum unta) | Iceboxrivet

GI JOE and GI JANE

GI JOE and GI JANE

Para Janjang

Qura'tul Rabeena Catering

Home Kitchen Bakery

Dec 8, 2010

ai... acu nk cuci tank je, sakit ketiak... acu sakit ketiak je, nk cuci tank... adoyai..! (tepuk dahi sambil tersenyum unta)

darah oh darah...

salam guys...
selamat tahun baru sekali lagi...
yer...
baru nak betulkan niat nak jdi bini terrajin dan jugak pekerja terrajin tpi secara lone ranger...
hamik kau!
skin tissue kat tiak tu dah tear up suddenly!
terlebih angkat berat (GI JOE dan GI JANE kat rumah semalam: 20k + 6kg = 26kg)
terlebih force bekerja semalaman walaupun cuti ( laundry : 2times;cooking:bawal curry + pizza + brownies;housekeeping countlessly = even bila org tua balik masih tak setel lagi sbb tukang buat sepah tak tido sehingga jam 5:30 petang!)
semuanya adalah over force =over pressure = over stress = over work!

semuanya bermula dalam frasa terakhir untuk keje2 semalam..
kari dah masak...
brownies dah kuar dari oven...
pizza tinggal letak topping dan bako..
budak - budak ni tinggal nak mandikan dan bagi makan petang..
terduduk kejap sebab rasa macam nak pitam..

tetiba rasa macam celah ketiak ni panas n lembap semacam..
was - was sikit,sudahnya aku pergilah tengok..
sekali kuangkat..
meleleh darah tu macam ditoreh jer ketiak tu..
huuuuuuuuuuuu....
seb baek bajuku hitam!
kalau tak jenuh!!
yer..
pastu daku tekap dgn kapas banyak - banyak...
kibiar dulu...

tetiba plak org tua tepon..
tanya buat ape dan aku pun repot arr...
dia siap suh tekap laa..tekan luka tu kuat2 laa..
suh tampal laa..
ajak pergi klinik pas balik nnti laaa..
ehehehehheh..
laki bini mmg ade naluri gitu2 ker?
telepati ke ape org bilang?!

kendian sesudah abis ditaliponi oleh org tua,aku uruskan bebudak tu..
mandikan segala bagai.
sudahnya...Allah itu MAHA BERKEHENDAK.
budak - budak ni pas mandi pakat tido..
check balik luka tu ok lagi....
kuar darah...tapi tak seteruk tadi.
maybe sebab dah tekap kuat2 dengan kapas tu kot?!

bila org tua balik baru aku mandi,cuci luka..
tengok - tengok kat tiak..
hmmm.....
memang confirm luka yg cantum aritu,koyak balik!
makanya,aku nak pi klinik kejap lagi.
nak mintak doktor buat dressing dan jugak pain killer...
kerih seh!!
sakit....


ini aderlah muka GI JOE dan GI JANE yg teruk mengerjakan Ibu dia semalam...
sorang jadi MPK (tukang sapu rumah dgn merayap merata - rata)
yang sorang lagi jadi SYABAS (sebab asyik berkumuh tak henti - henti!)
tapi yang pasti semalam depa berdua ni pakat berkumuh secara berjemaah!
siap org tua tanya aku lagi: aik?!rajin betul budak - budak ni berak yer?!

sekian...



#owh yer..
tajuk diatas credit pada CIK CHIBI..
Cik ker?!
Cik Puan arrr..
baru beranak ari ahad aritu!
ehehe...
Baby girl...
congrats again kak!
baru kuar sehari dah blogging!
ngeh ngeh ngeh!

*ape kaitan dengan senyum unta?!
adalaa...........




8 comments:

|| NaFiRaa || said...

pergghh.. banyak sungguh menu makanan~ kerja teruk sgt sampai berdarah ketiak~ isk3

Joy said...

adus..ngeiluk lak rs ketiak ni...jgn la rajin sgt pasni ayu...

Hezesuze said...

uiks pekes sampai ketiak berdarah nie?? hehe

e.l.i.s.s.m.i.e said...

ngeri nyer aku dengar laa..

syabas tak jaga perkumuhan , tu bukan IWK ker? :p indah water :p

laki ai keja dengan anak beranak syabas tauu :p

Sidratul Muntaha said...

eliss..
aku main tebas jer..
IWK yer..
ahahhaha

Ayin Masliza said...

conpius.... macam nak gelak pun ada... macam ngeri pun ada.... tak per, banyak pahala tuuu.. InsyaAllah...

~ain said...

ish.. ko ni.. ngilu aku baca entri ni. ngilu sambil pegang ketiak sendiri tau..

ko kena buh minyak gamat kot kasik cantum ...

the hasyims said...

mmm...
ngerinye ayu...
mesti sakit tu....

kena berpantang kot... bagi cepat baik.. hehehe

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