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Oct 28, 2010

Kisah Benar: Bila Anak "MengHAMPEHkan" Ibunya Sendiri.

salam guys..
aku rasa ramai blogger takde ni sebab gi shopping nih.
mentang - mentang arini J Card Member Day.
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

ni nak citer pasal kisah benar nih
memang sangat benar melainkan tidak ada yang benar melainkan benar - benar belaka.
malam tadi,aku geram sangat dengan dak setoto.
komputer nak tengok,tv nak tengok.
kejap - kejap mintak air laa
mintak makan laaa
cokat laaa..(coklat.dia tak reti sebut abis)
pastu kaco bapak dia tgk tv laa..
berak la..itu laa inilah
dahlah komputer tu asyik dok tekan - tekan.
tu belum lagi tahap dia simbah keyboard dgn air milo dia ker,dgn air soya dia ker..
tak pun pergi lumur makanan atas keyboard tu.
aku dah pening dah malam tadi.
aku ingat nak tengok tenet.
tak jadi  sebabnya masa aku tgh dok klik - klik tu...
tetiba budak setot ni datang kacau
dia dok pegang tangan aku n pastu ketuk tangan aku yang tengah pegang mouse tu
aku tepis - tepis tangan dia sambil aku berkata:

aku: tepi arr aqil.Ibu nak buat keje nih


setot: tak nak!tak nak!kame!kame!


aku : tepi arrr.aqil ni hampehlah!


setot: hampeh!hampeh!(sambil gigih tepuk - tepuk tangan aku)


aku: cuba cakap,aqil hampeh!


setot: (terdiam kejap...) IBU HAMPEH!HAMPEH!


aku: Eii,bukan!bukan!Ibu Cantik!


setot: Ibu Hampeh!Hampeh!


pastu dia gelak jahat then kuar bilik.
dari bilik aku dah dengar org tua gigih berjemaah dengan setot gelakkan aku!
hampeh punya budak.
aku kena daulat weii.
aritu aku ajar budak tu Babah Gemuk.
skunk aku plak kena.
padan muka aku!!



Setot: IBU HAMPEH!IBU HAMPEH!



moral:lain kali jangan ajo anak yg bukan - bukan.
budak - budak ni mudah meniru dan cepat pandai mengubah.
huuuuuuuuuuuu...

#ain bebelog,dimana kau?!
bila nak menjelma?!

18 comments:

|| NaFiRaa || said...

hehehehe.. memang betol pon~ budak2 ni memang cepat meniru cakap kita!! x boleh ajar bende bukan2.. cepat jek dia dapat tangkap..

Ena said...

hehehhe..

kelakar la..

cepat sungguh leh tangkap ayat & kenakan mak dier balik.. adoiyaiii..

mamalieyna said...

HAAAHAAAHAAA...NK JOIN GELAK BERJEMAAH BLEEEEY.. =P

ADDOIII LA BUDAK2 SKRG, BIJAK2X!

ana ayesha said...

ambik kau ajar le lagi

tapi ada kalanya budak2 akan meniru apa yg dicakap oleh org dewasa tanpa mengetahui maksudnya

Jasfyra said...

hahahhaa..
ibu hampeh!!!
bijak betol dia balas balik

momguess said...

xyah nk '23cm' sgt kot
aku masih GADIS
ni amy punya penangan lah ni
benci tau!!!!

mummy_ayu said...

kids memang cepat ikut....tapi lawak gak sbb ari tu dia kenakan abah, nia ibu plak..he he he

atty's said...

cepat je setot paham .ye ..tak cakap diri sendiri hampeh ..

chugie said...

aksi budak2 meniru org tua memang kelakar lah! x pasal2 je ibunye kena.. ekekek:D sabau je lah kak ek!

MiJa said...

kdg2 heran,cemana budak2 ni pandai buat ayat ikut kesesuaian keadaan.mcm tau jer hampeh tu ape..hahahaha lawak,lawak..

zura@iwan said...

hahaha...kelakar ibu yg kena hampehhh...

mama tisya said...

hahaha setot ckp IBU HAMPEH...hahahaha

Aleyn said...

Hehehe...kan dah kena kat btg idung sendiri....budak2 tang ngajuk cakap org tua mmg pandai kan?

Salam Perkenalan

Nia said...

ehhh,...idea baik nih..hehe..siap la aku ajar anak aku pulak.

Hezesuze said...

hahahahaha ko mmg hampeh ayu...

kakyong said...

aliya pun suka kaco bila ibunya mula nak bertenet.. siap tarik tgn ibunya .. dah le dia pegang kuat2 lak tu....
sadid sungguh...

tp memang betui, usah ajor @ sebut perktaan yg tak sesuwaie depan anak2... sbb nanti kita lak yg terkena,,,, ;)

ita cutevirus said...

huhuhuhuhu...
da makin panjang akal si setot ni...
sabor je la aqil...

~ain said...

aku dulu pernah ngajar tadika.. ada sorang pak budak tu dtg complain.. anak dia duk cakap BABI berulang kali kat rumah... mmg budak2 ni kalau benda tak berapa bagus tu cepat je dpt nya... pening kepala betol! BTW, aku dah menjelma ni haaa?

so? hahahah.. Aku bz ah tak dapat online 2-3 hari ni..

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