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GI JOE and GI JANE

GI JOE and GI JANE

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Qura'tul Rabeena Catering

Home Kitchen Bakery

Jul 12, 2011

Gelak Bertubi - tubi,Mari - mari nak cerita nih..

salam dino selasa guys...
tu kak long yer.
ahahahaa!!
orang tua bawak budak2 2 orang ni gi isi minyak kat petrol pump,boleh la plak pump attendant panggil setot ni kak long.
uhuhuuhh..
rambut dah panjang weih..
entah bila nak bawak pergi potong..

so..
anak korang ade tak yg org missundertood as gegrul?!
huhuhuhuh..
mcm setot tu..
nahai..
asal pakai kaler soft jer.(mcm biru lembut ker,kuning ker.)
mestilah ade yg panggil dia tu gegrul..
walaupun berambut panjang masa tu..
ate dah montel kan?
nak buat lagu mana..
yang dulu pernah terjadi jugak masa aku beranakkan ara kat spital selayang.
nurse - nurse siap teka teki teka tekuk lagi 
'budak tu girl la...'
'bukanlah..boy..'
'girl la!'bukan la!'boy la!!'
aisyeh man..
finally tanya mak aku either setot tu girl or boy.
pelik aku dengo sebab anak aku ade rupa pmpuan ker?!
ish..ish..ish... 


tu satu hal...
satu lagi pasal setot nih...
masa aku memula beranakkan dia kat spital temerloh (aku beranak beloh)
lepas ari ke 2,dtglah pegawai perancang kuarga.
akak ni chinese..
soalan yg dia tanya bila tengok setot:
You punya husband chinese ker?!
(dlm hati aku berkata - kata: bila masa la aku kwin dgn org kulup plak nih?!)
aku jawab jerlah:
takdelah cik.dia punya bapak putih la.itu pasal dia pun itu mcm kot?!

kerap kali jugak la kan..
time2 aku jln - jln dengan laki aku bwk setot ni mkn - mkn..
aku kdg2 perati jugak kadang - kadang ade family chinese dok usha2 setot ni..
nak2 klu dia duduk sebelah aku.
muka diaorg mesti confused.
tapi,klu lepas usha tu yg duduk sebelah setot tu si org tua..
depa takdelah pelik mana.
kesimpulan: Nampak sangat aku ni legam plus hodoh kot?!tu sbb muka depa sekeping2 mcm pelik.
AAK la.Ade Aku Kesah?!
huhuhuhhu..
tidaklah...
dah Tuhan nak bagi setot montel,gebu,dobot.muncit dan putih mulus gitu walaupun takdelah seputih anak org lain...Tapi aku rasa anak aku tu tak semontel anak org lain seuisa dia kot?!
*setot ni umur dia baru 3 tahun..tapi badan macam 5 tahun.
jenuh cari baju!!!

yang terkini pasal setot:
sume benda dia sebut double.
CIMB jadi CCIMB
ISUZU jdi ISUSUZU
KWSP jdi USP

tu jerlah kot nak bebel arini....
selsema pun tak baik2 lagi nih..
dah mcm2 kaler yg kuar..
kejap kuning..
kejap ijo..
uhuhuhuhu..
minggu depan klu tak baik jugak..
haruslah X ray dada ni..
mahu tengok ape sakit lain yg menjengah...

sebelum aku blah..
layan dulu gambo sekeping ni lagi:
budak yg tak reti diam.budak yg dengki tahap max klu tempat kemas/bersih.
ni lepas sepah2kan mainan depan tv,pastu ngantuk,landing suka hati.
btw,celah kangkang tu beselah dia mesti kena klu asthma dia dtg.
asal amik neb,abislah bontot n peha dia jadi gitu...
aku maleh nak bunyi,kasi chan.
mesti yg tanya kenapa tak free diaper lagi?!
sedang diusahakan...masih dan terus diusahakan...


*hari ni mahu berterima kasih pada yg sudi baca yer...
aku jarang ucapkan terima kasih pada korang...


17 comments:

yatie chomeyl said...

nazhan pun masa rmbu tpanjang org selalu tertukar ingat dia gegil tu yg daddy dia botakkan kepala anak dia tu hehehe

btw, setot mmg putih melepak pun..lg putih dr Nazhan yg duk kat negara sejuk ni ;))

Sabihah said...

sedapnye tgk die tido..heheh...

anak sy pun selalu org salah anggap...anak sy pompuan, kalo die pkai seluar jeans n tshirt, sure org ingat die laki...sbbnye, die tak byk rmbut...huhuhuh

Adlin✿Kyra♥Kyreen Moms✿ said...

sekali pandang mmg muka sentot ni ala2 gegirl hehhee.
kyra dh free diaper tu pun jenuh ajar kena sabo..
kalau gi jalan2 ke gi soping ke org igt my asben chinese siap cakap cina lagi ngan dia hahha padahal melayu tulen.

MRS. K said...

bam-bam betul setot nih! tapi cumell

mama tisya said...

kena potong rmbt setot tu..hehehe tp cute gk jd gegurl..ada kt opis aku pn ank die mcm gegurl gk rmbt pjg

Lelord said...

wakakakkaka kemaincumil lg tido cenggitu

weii mmg semangat badan dia, dak kenit aku yg dah nk masuk pat thn pun kecitttt jek

suzie said...

anak aku plak depa duk panggil boboy... dua2 kakak plak tuh... yang baby... still nampak boy lagi la wat masa ni...hehehehehe...

mrsharis said...

haha..giler syomel tdo cam nih...

ummiaqeef said...

aqeef mase lahir kat spital sume org ingat dia girl. nurse², makcik² yg lalu mesti ingat dia girl. haha.. kalau rambut panjang pun nenek dia kata cam pompuan je. ni baru je potong rambut, tu pun kemain payah nak bawak g gunting rambut, jawapan dia sik la x nak! hehe.. semangat betul badan setot ni, gebus lah! geram!

Sitisifir10 said...

Hehhhee... mantap lah ko ayu.. kecik2 dah ajar CIMB, KWSP Isuzu bagai :P

|| NaFiRaa || said...

hahahaha.. gambar last tuh yg x boleh tahan... rasa nak geget2 jek peha dia tuh.. hahaha

nUR_rOsALiNdA said...

Ada sekali aritu kawan datang umah nak melawat Khaleef..Sekali dia bg hadiah baju Gegirl~ Dia kata dia ingat Khaleef girl sbb masa dia tanya nama baby kita tu kita cakap nama dia Nur Khaleef Ridzki..So, dia ingat girl~

mummy_ayu said...

sbb rambut dia panjang kot..
HB kat sini...
Ian dulu masa rambut panjang tu, ada gak org ingat dia girl..

mama_umar_maryam said...

kaklong setot!!! hahaha, adoii..gambar las cekci okeh..

Nana said...

nak minta tlg skit...hehe
tlg vote

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mamaRIFQY said...

hahahhahaa..kelakar kelakar...tau x,anak kite pon orang cakap ompuan..kadang2 g supermarket..org tegur..kompiussss

zh-ena said...

umairah time kecik dulu pun sama ayu..klu g shopping tu org cina mesti jeling jea klu hubby yg dukung, klu ena yg dukung kurang skit la sbb muka ena pun ada la nampak skit ala2 cina kan..

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