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Mar 2, 2011

PIS,PIS.KAMU JANGA NAKA!!(BUSAN AKU WEIH!!)

*muka budak comot makan tak berhenti - henti!


petang semalam aku dah membaca suroh - suroh lazim dalam keta berjemaah bersama - sama dengan setot sambil berjemaah jugak mengopekkan ara.
lepas suroh al - ikhlas,baca suroh an - nas.
dah abis suroh an - nas,baca ayatul kuris..
dah abis ayatul kursi,baca al ikhlas dan an nas balik.
pastu baca selawat...
setot plak,nak bagi peralit dia ;babah dia bagi yassin.(mmg dlm keta ade tuk bacaan setot)
huhuuhuu..
dah mcm kelas agama la plak petang semalam dlm keta.
setot ngelat baca,sebut hujung2 ayat jer!
ceh!
pastu tahu - thu azan...
reti plak setot tadah tangan dan baca doa...

dah abis azan ingatkan duk diam..
sekali tu:

- mainunah oo mainunah...
lepas sambung lagi:
- pis,pis.kamu janga naka.ku pepi bebenta ukan utuk kurang...(lantak ko ler setot!)
dah abis lagu tu,sambung pulak:
-ayei pasang alam,uut puko nima,unya baun pagi,siram pokok bunge...
dah la nyanyi tak abis pastu sibuk plak kaco dak ara tepuk tangan...

balik rumah..
terus memasak dengan secepat kilat sebab masa benti kejap kat sri gombak(org tua bank in kan cek),
dak setot asyik ckp nak mekdi,nak kfc...
huuhuh..
umpan dengan ayat baik punya:
abang long,kita balik rumah makan nasik yer?!
takpun dengan ayat:
makan nasik kat rumah.ibu dah masak!
*sila amalkan yer.insyaa Allah mujarab..
tapi jgn ditipu anak tu,bila dah sampai rumah..tanya nak makan ke tak.klu nak,terus siapkan.
tidaklah selepas ini budak - budak tu merasa ditipu hidup - hidup.
tapi andaikata tak sempat nak masak,bagi jerlah ape yg patut dulu deh.

malam tadi,aku masak sambal tumis kerang dan jugak sambal tumis sardin.
motip sume sardin?!
sebabnya mak aku bekalkan sambal tumis sebekas beso.
huhuuh..
syiok oo!!
mom's cook is the best.
champion!
tara juai kedai punya!!

dan sambal sardin tu punyalah sedap,setot makan sampai 4 mangkuk nasi!
sampai nasik dlm periuk dah abis pun,dia mintak lagi!
credit tuk mak aku.
huhuuuhu...

ape lagi nak citer?!
dahlah kot?!
owh..berkenaan tajuk....
mmg busan sebab ari2 setot nyanyi lagu alif tu..
adei..
busannya..
tak lagu alif,lagu adira..
dahlah muka tok ti dia kata muka mak ngah (adik aku) tak pasal - pasal!
ahahahahhahaha..
sengallllllllllllllllllllll!!


16 comments:

Gieyana said...

smlm beli kerang gak..habis di makan si Nureen..aduyaii! mmg giler kerang!

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rATu kEBaYA said...

beli satay kat pasar semalam.. tapi satay tu dagingnya dah masam dan busuk.. kurang asam betullah..

Jiji-Fify said...

hahah..pas satu, satu ehhh.. :)

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Nad @ MamaZakwan said...

setot, setot..hehehe..
kalu takde dia sehari, sure boring kan?

atty's said...

bagus lah setot makan nasi..sama macam abg fir ..selera je

Hezesuze said...

semakin chubby ler setot cam ibunye jugak heheheh

Dee said...

makin hari makin bijak si setot ni..

~ain said...

hahha.. setot lawak!

MamaYatie said...

keke..lawak setot..tp baguslah..kecik2 dah pandai ngaji yer..boleh wat calon menantu ni..hahaha

Cik Ina minat Do do Cheng said...

sedapnya sardin , tiba-tiba je malam ni.setot cam Firdaus, nakal masa kecik.tapi kalau dia diam kita plak risau. makan boleh tahan, biar, masa dia ada selera ni.

Akak telah sengal, senin ngan selasa, tak dapat tenet kat opis , rosak, akak punya je.ger

Adyshariz said...

baguh nya ko..balik masak ngan laju2..maybe aku kene praktik cara ko..

sambal kerang, lama dh tak makan..lalalla

mamalieyna said...

hahaha..setot ni pilih la lagu best2 sket...hehe..

kuat nye setot makan, 4 mangkuk sekali...hissh ebrselera sungguh dia ye..baguslah, takyah nak paksa2 cam anak org len..^_^

kakyong said...

Aliya dan Anis pun suka lagu tu.. "pis pis pis jangan nakal2".. hahahha... suka2 jer la depa punya lirik..


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mama_umar_maryam said...

samelah weh..kete tu dah mcm kotak karoke,sumer lagu dakwah,timur barat blh masuk,hahahaha

fuyoh setot,4 mangkuk nasik!budak2 ni mmg,selera je walau mak die masak simple2

AziE said...

Kalau suara setot takde satu hari...mahu sunyi giler tu

Jue aka ibu FarisYah said...

suka kalau anak2 rajin makan kalau kita masak..hahaha

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